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The Perimenopause playbook presents, A Menopause Book Men Are Allowed to Buy Their Missus: Rude menopause gift for girlfriend, With Hot Men, Filthy Qu
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Series: The Perimenopause Playbook
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 21 2025
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.16 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
A funny perimenopause book that's not subtle, sensible or remotely sorry.
If you're looking for a menopause gift that doesn't involve candles, supplements or another well-meaning lecture about hormones, this is for her.
Created for women who still have a sense of humour, still appreciate something nice to look at and have absolutely no intention of becoming boring just because their hormones have gone rogue.
Inside you'll find:
- Page after page of sculpted male eye candy, tastefully covered
- Cheeky, unapologetic quotes
- Grown-up humour designed to make her laugh
- Plenty of laughs, blushes and welcome distractions
- No medical advice or self-help lectures
Perfect for a wife, partner, friend or sister going through perimenopause or menopause.
Part novelty gift. Part mood-lifter. Part very attractive distraction.
Because perimenopause might mess with your hormones.
It doesn't get to take your humour, confidence or desire with it.
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