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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Why Didn't You Bitches Tell Me?: An Unscientific Introduction to Menopause and Aging for the Utterly Bewildered and Woefully Unprepared

Why Didn't You Bitches Tell Me?: An Unscientific Introduction to Menopause and Aging for the Utterly Bewildered and Woefully Unprepared

Cagan, Shauna
Hertz, Jordanna

Paperback

Women's Health

Publisher Price: $12.99

PREORDER - Expected ship date October 13, 2026

ISBN10: 1953027571
ISBN13: 9781953027573
Publisher: Urano Publishing
Published: Oct 13 2026
Pages: 128
Weight: 0.26
Language: English
Oh my f**ing GOD, where was Why Didn't You Bitches Tell Me? when I needed it most? It's an enormous educational resource and a huge relief and just such a gigantic, existential 'SAME' in book form. --Catherine Newman, New York Times bestselling author of Sandwich

Finally, a book on menopause that is relatable and relevant...A great resource to women for education and personal shared experiences. --Kenyetta C., LCSW-Sexual Health Educator

This combination of real women's voices, legit resources and facts, irreverent narrative and delightful illustrations unpacks the wide variety of (peri)menopausal symptoms. --Amy Mayer, journalist

A funny, honest, and deeply validating guide to menopause, aging, and the strange realization that nobody prepared us for any of this

One day you're a functioning adult human and the next you're sweating through your sheets, sprouting chin hairs, and rage-crying in random places. Spoiler: turns out this is all completely normal. Enter Why Didn't You Bitches Tell Me?, a heartfelt and unapologetically honest guide for women in midlife, offering solidarity through frank testimonials, eye-opening anecdotes, and cheeky illustrations aimed to build community and destigmatize the experience of being in an aging female body.

Addressing the millions of women that stumble through this hormonal obstacle course armed with only misinformation and shame, Jordanna Hertz and Shauna Cagan tackle everything from hot flashes, HRT, and bone health to Botox, sex, and the lonely experience of becoming culturally irrelevant. Blending expert insight, candid stories from real women, practical advice, and cultural commentary, Why Didn't You Bitches Tell Me? validates the experiences countless women live through but seldom see openly discussed.

Why Didn't You Bitches Tell Me? is the book we wish someone had handed us much earlier.

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