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They Said "Don't Get Naked at the Beach"...: ...So I Did Anyway! (Naturally)

They Said "Don't Get Naked at the Beach"...: ...So I Did Anyway! (Naturally)

Williams, Kristin

Paperback

Series: The Naked Rebel, Book 31

General Drama

ISBN13: 9798287768485
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 12 2025
Pages: 38
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.08 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Look. You know how some people just can't resist pushing a big red Do Not Push button? That's me. Except the button is my pants. And the warning sign is usually a friend yelling something like, Kristin, for the love of GOD, not HERE.

I remember it vividly. The sky was the color of an overcooked egg yolk, and the beach was crawling with families, volleyball bros, and at least one bachelorette party in matching hot pink Bride Squad tank tops. A totally normal beach day. Which is exactly why I knew I had to get naked.

Now, don't get me wrong-I was trying to be normal at first. I packed like a responsible adult. Sunscreen. Water bottle. Extra towel. Bikini that sort of fit when I bought it but now made one of my boobs look like it was trying to escape to Canada. But then Tanya-bless her perfectly sculpted smug butt-leaned over and said, Kristin, please don't do anything weird today. Let's just blend in.

You know what I heard?

Kristin, please be your full feral self and do something that will emotionally scar at least one person's grandpa.

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