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Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund & Other Premium Tales
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ISBN10: 1800963874
ISBN13: 9781800963870
Publisher: Monoray
Published: Sep 22 2026
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.62 Width: 6.33 Depth: 8.60
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781800963870
Publisher: Monoray
Published: Sep 22 2026
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.62 Width: 6.33 Depth: 8.60
Language: English
From Cinderella's haute couture wardrobe to Hansel and Gretel's Ozempic journey, Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales for the most privileged of children. Daniel has written a book that is literally about my petulant kids
- Katherine Ryan A gorgeously delicious book about awful people. I never liked Hansel and Gretal, anyway!
- Katherine Ryan A gorgeously delicious book about awful people. I never liked Hansel and Gretal, anyway!
- Rosie Jones Once upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children... In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund and Other Premium Tales, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most comfortable of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming. Wickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves! PRAISE FOR BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books - THE TIMES A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person - JOE LYCETT Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up - JOSH WIDDICOMBE Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch! - TOM ALLEN
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