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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
The Modern Naked Homeowner: Because Clothes Are Just Furniture Your Wear and Your House Deserves Better!

The Modern Naked Homeowner: Because Clothes Are Just Furniture Your Wear and Your House Deserves Better!

Williams, Kristin

Paperback

Series: In the Nude, Book 10

General DramaSelf-Help

ISBN13: 9798249308193
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 21 2026
Pages: 98
Weight: 0.55
Height: 0.20 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Kristin Williams is 38, naked, and has opinions. Strong ones. About fence height, radiant floor heating, ergonomic chairs, and exactly how many towels a person needs to own before it becomes a lifestyle. The answer is a lot. The answer is always a lot.

In The Modern Naked Homeowner, Kristin walks you through every room of the nudist home with hard-won practical wisdom, zero filter, and stories she probably should have kept to herself but didn't because you need to hear them.

What's inside:

  • How to set up your home for nudist living without accidentally making it your neighbor Gerald's problem
  • Naked kitchen survival from heat zones, oil spatter, and why the apron is not a moral failing
  • The sacred nudist towel covenant and the four levels of nudist cleanliness
  • A complete guide to the naked home office including the video call protocol that will save your career
  • Nude camping tips from Susan Hasseltree, a woman whose body expresses enthusiasm before her brain can intervene
  • HOAs, Ring doorbells, property lines, and the surprisingly straightforward legal reality of nude homeownership

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