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Getting Cracked: Preparing for open heart surgery
Paperback
Biographies GeneralHealth GeneralHeart Conditions
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 28 2020
Pages: 214
Weight: 0.50
Height: 0.54 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Let's be real-open heart surgery sounds terrifying. But what if someone could walk you through it with warmth, wisdom, and just the right dose of dark humor?
Enter Getting Cracked-part insider's guide, part patient diary, and 100% unlike any medical book you've ever read.
Written by Jon Frazier, a seasoned anesthesia expert who's spent a decade on the OR front lines and lived through open heart surgery himself, this book lifts the surgical curtain to reveal what really happens-before, during, and after they crack you open.
Forget the jargon. This is heart surgery explained like a conversation with your brutally honest, hilarious best friend.
From the moment you put on that ridiculous gown to the unforgettable moment you finally poop post-op (yes, it's a thing), Jon shares it all-with clarity, compassion, and an uncensored sense of humor.
Perfect for:
Patients gearing up for the big day
Family members hungry for answers and peace of mind
Anyone who wants a raw, real, and refreshingly funny look inside the OR
This isn't just a medical journey-it's a story of survival, strength, and unexpected grace under pressure.
Grab Getting Cracked now and discover why readers call it the book I didn't know I desperately needed.
Your heart-and your funny bone-will thank you.
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