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A Dollop"ll Do It!: An Investigation Into America's Least Beloved Mascot, the Men Inside Him, and the Corporation That Legally Cannot Let Him Die
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 7 2026
Pages: 74
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.15 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
A Dollop'll Do It! is a satirical investigative narrative exploring the bizarre history of Dollop, an obscure and legally immortal corporate mascot created for the Hallam-Voss Company.
Conceived in 1946 by founder Emmett Voss and artist Marvin Ault, Dollop was designed as a boneless, headless, face-on-the-chest lump of hydrogenated vegetable shortening incapable of moral judgment.
The book follows the eerie and comical trials of the seven human operators who wore the air-inflated rubberized canvas suit, the alarming 1954 child psychology report that was buried in a filing cabinet, a disastrous 1961 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon incident, and the legal trap (Item Fourteen) that legally prevents the corporate trademark from ever dying.
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