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The Pi$$ed Off Midwife's Guide to having a Baby: What every parent should know
Paperback
Publisher Price: $7.99
ISBN13: 9780648983002
Publisher: Ektaa Bali
Published: Sep 24 2020
Pages: 120
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.25 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Working as a midwife in hospitals of all kinds, I came find that many women were coming into the labor ward ill prepared to have their baby. And the time I had with them in hospital after the birth was not nearly enough to teach them everything they needed to know about their precious newborn. So, I decided to write down everything I know in one handy place, so that if you're having a baby or just had one a few days ago, you can flip to the part you need quick smart.
Reading long essays about birth and parenting is time consuming!
So I won't waste your time.
In this book is everything Midwives want you know before leaving hospital with your newborn in one compact place.
In 29 easy to read and straight to the point sections I cover:
Pregnancy
Labour and Birth
Vaginal Birth
Emergency and Elective C-Section
Hot tips for labour
Coping with different types of births
Breastfeeding
Breastfeeding problems
Supplementing
There's section post birth for each day post birth for BOTH mummy and baby
What to do after you get home
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