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Divorce Is the New Black: F*ck Off, I'm Coloring My Way to a New Life
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Publisher Price: $14.99
Publisher: Empress Editions
Published: Jul 6 2027
Pages: 114
Language: English
A hilariously snarky, stress-relieving coloring book for anyone rebuilding their life--boldly, joyfully, and with better hair than before.
Divorce may not have been on your vision board, but here you are--alive, luminous, and one coloring page away from emotional liberation. DIVORCE IS THE NEW BLACK: F*ck Off, I'm Coloring My Way to a New Life is the laugh-out-loud, gloriously cathartic companion for every woman navigating the wild terrain of reinvention.
Featuring 52 intricately designed, artist-level coloring pages, this book transforms heartbreak, paperwork, and questionable exes into something far more delightful: creative therapy with bite. Week by week, you'll color your way through the full midlife glow-up--rage, relief, epiphanies, rediscovered joy, and the heady thrill of realizing you get the whole bed now.
Each page blends lush, imaginative artwork with wickedly funny captions--perfect for group chats, gal pal nights, or solo evenings with a good drink and better boundaries. Whether you're newly single, almost free, divorced in my heart, or just supporting someone who deserves the world, these pages deliver a potent mix of humor, beauty, and emotional release.
Inside, you'll find:
- 52 highly detailed, stress-relief designs ranging from triumphant phoenixes to glam goddesses, retro revenge fantasies, and symbolic scenes of freedom and fresh starts.
- Snarky, empowering one-liners celebrating resilience, reinvention, and reclaiming your damn sparkle.
- Themes for every stage of the journey--from paperwork purgatory to boundary victory laps, financial glow-ups, solo celebrations, and the emotional renaissance that comes after letting go.
Perfect for fans of snarky adult coloring books, Nora Ephron-style humor, midlife reinvention stories, and anyone who could use a beautiful, therapeutic laugh.
This isn't just a coloring book.
It's a weekly ritual.
A reset button.
A portal to your next chapter.
Color the rage.
Color the joy.
Color the woman you're becoming.
They got half the assets--
You get the whole new era.
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