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Minions for Hire: A D&D 5e Dark Comedy One-Shot Adventure for Small Groups

Minions for Hire: A D&D 5e Dark Comedy One-Shot Adventure for Small Groups

Paperback

Series: The Ready Adventure, Book 47

Fantasy

ISBN13: 9798197039408
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 15 2026
Pages: 84
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.17 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Evil is mostly logistics. In this D&D 5e dark comedy one-shot adventure for small groups, your party are the minions - and the apocalypse is averted by paperwork.

Two scoundrels short on coin sign with Underdark Staffing Solutions, a temp agency placing minions with mid-tier evil employers. Their first placement: helping the necromancer Ozrick Vellum complete a personal project that turns out to be an undead giant designed to crush the surrounding lands. The catch? The temple gate is twelve feet wide. The giant is eighteen feet tall.

Designed for 2-3 players at levels 2-3, plug-and-play with any 5e campaign or as a stand-alone session. Runs in 2-3 hours with zero prep required.

What's Inside:

  • 64-page complete adventure with four-act structure
  • Combat encounter in every act, calibrated for small groups at levels 2-3
  • 3 detailed battle maps - the Witherrow, the Ashen Stones, the Assembly Chamber
  • 10 fully-statted creatures and NPCs in the appendix
  • 4 ready-to-play pregenerated characters at level 2
  • 6 alternate opening hooks for any party background
  • 8 What If scenarios for off-script play
  • 4 campaign continuation hooks for follow-on sessions
  • Estimated runtime: 2-3 hours

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