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Ratchet Pussy
Paperback
Series: Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books for Adults)
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 25 2024
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.23
Height: 0.09 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
There she is. Ratchet Pussy, strutting down the alley. She's got that walk. She's got that energy. She has opinions about everyone she passes and she communicates those opinions with the full range of feline expressiveness available to a cat who has been around, made choices, and landed firmly in the category of street cat who is too interesting to ignore and too much to deal with on a daily basis. Ratchet Pussy is a cat. The book is about a cat. The name of the cat describes her personality with a precision that is admirable and also technically fine as a description of a cat with a specific vibe.
This adult parody book is about a street cat with a personality and a reputation, and the name of that cat is doing the work that the entire book builds around. Ratchet Pussy struts. Ratchet Pussy has been places. Ratchet Pussy is judging you as she passes and you both know it. The illustrated cartoon art captures her perfectly. The text confirms what the art suggests. Everything in this book is about a cat. It is very much about a cat. The cat's name is Ratchet Pussy and she deserves her own book.
This Book IS For:- Cat owners who have a cat with this specific energy and have been waiting for the right description
- Fans of humor that lives entirely in the name and then builds a complete and committed illustrated book on top of that name
- Anyone who has encountered a stray cat with an attitude that could only be described as a lot and yet you couldn't look away
- Gift-givers who want to hand someone a cat book and have the name do all the heavy lifting before the wrapping comes off
- People who believe cats deserve to be named in ways that don't invite double readings regardless of the cat's actual vibe
- Cat advocates who feel this kind of naming reinforces something about female cats that they'd prefer not amplified
- Readers who need their cat books to contain cats with names that are fully comfortable in professional settings
- Anyone who is going to read the name out loud in a context that hasn't been prepared for it
- Bachelorette parties... Ratchet Pussy is practically the bachelorette party's spirit animal
- White elephant exchanges where reading the cover aloud to the group is itself the gift-giving event
- Gag gifts for cat owners who would recognize their own cat in this description immediately
- Anyone who has ever used the word ratchet to describe a cat and has been waiting for the book version
Ratchet Pussy exists. She is real in the sense that every neighborhood has one. She is strutting down an alley somewhere right now with the confidence of a cat who has decided that the alley is hers and the question of ownership can be taken up with her directly if anyone feels strongly about it. The book captures her. The name captures her. The illustrated cartoon art captures her. The combination is a complete and accurate portrait of a very specific kind of cat that the genre of cat books has been avoiding until now.
Buy it for someone with a cat who has this energy. Buy it for someone who needs a bachelorette party book that establishes the tone immediately. Buy it for anyone who has ever watched a cat walk away from them with a specific posture and thought: that cat has a name and I know what it is. The name is Ratchet Pussy. She knows it too. She just doesn't care.
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