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  • Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Pedoclown: Can't Catch A Break

Pedoclown: Can't Catch A Break

Gosse, Brad

Paperback

Series: Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books for Adults), Book 35

Humor

ISBN13: 9798616939135
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 22 2020
Pages: 30
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.08 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Pedoclown says inappropriate things. He carries needles that really sting. Pedoclown has a sketchy past. And scares potential customers away fast. He makes balloons in the shape of a penis. And considers himself a marketing genius. Pedoclown invested in a bouncy castle. But finding new customers is always a hassle. He silences children with chloroform. And always offers you fresh popcorn. Pedoclown finds kids by using his dog. And has bizarre internal dialogue. He always offers a variety of treats. And his puppet shows simply can't be beat. Pedoclown is always drinking like a fish. Because he's on a permanent sex offender list. He tries to convince you with a van full of cake. But Pedoclown just can't catch a break.

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