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Dad's Pussy Magnet
Paperback
Series: Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books for Adults)
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 8 2024
Pages: 36
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.09 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Timmy heard Dad say it, clear as a bell. Dad was talking about his car. Specifically, Dad was explaining that his car is a pussy magnet, which is information that Timmy is now carrying around and will need to process at some point. The cats in the neighborhood have certainly noticed the vehicle. The neighbors have noticed the cats. This book documents the full ecosystem that has developed around Dad's car and his assessment of its particular properties, with illustrated cartoon art and the tone of a boy who is slowly understanding things he was not quite ready to understand.
This adult parody book operates on a double-meaning that it commits to with complete consistency. The magnet attracts cats. The car is the magnet. Every sentence is technically about automotive appeal to the feline community. Whatever else you think is happening is your interpretation and you own it. Dad is just proud of his car. The cats agree it is exceptional. Timmy is learning things. The neighborhood is watching.
This Book IS For:- Adults who have ever had to explain something to a child using technically accurate language that was not the whole story
- Fans of double-meaning humor where both meanings are fully developed and both meanings make complete sense
- Anyone who has a family member who says things in mixed company that require immediate context management
- Gift-givers who want to hand a book to someone at a family gathering and watch the room sort itself into two camps
- People who believe automotive pride should be expressed in ways that don't create these specific downstream complications
- Anyone who has actual cats and feels protective of them as a demographic
- Readers who need their humor to have only one interpretation so they know exactly which one to have
- Dads who have used this phrase and have not yet assessed the consequences with full information
- Father's Day gifts... this is in fact perfect for Father's Day and you already know if your dad would appreciate it
- White elephant exchanges that include at least one person who will read the title aloud before opening it
- Gag gifts for the car enthusiast in your life who also has a sense of humor that extends to their own self-image
- Any occasion where you want to give something to a dad that acknowledges he is, at minimum, a lot
Father's Day is a holiday built on the foundation of gifts that are either practical or sentimental and rarely interesting. Ties. Tools. Grilling accessories. Golf items for dads who do not golf but have been given golf items anyway since 1994. This book is none of those things. This book is a gift that tells Dad you see him, you know exactly what kind of person he is, and you found a book that matches.
Timmy is learning things. Dad is proud of his car. The neighborhood cats have opinions. For the cost of a mid-range fast food order, you get a story that everyone in the house will have a reaction to, which is more than can be said for any tie currently on the market. Dad's car is a pussy magnet. The book makes it official.
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