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Up and Down Stock: AI Fcuk with My Mind, No It Is Always Be Broken
Paperback
Series: The Blackmoney Trilogy
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 4 2025
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.10
Height: 0.07 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
AI FCUK WITH MY MIND, NO IT IS ALWAYS BE BROKEN
Congratulations.
You found Book Four.
That means one of two things:
You've read the first three.
You're about to start backwards and deeply regret it.
Either way... welcome.
This is Blackmoney 4, the literary equivalent of licking a battery during a stock market crash.
A book where toddlers get driver's licenses, AI breaks into existential rants, and financial logic is beaten unconscious with a baguette.
Inside you'll find:
A revoked license registered to a 6-year-old girl
A failing stock plan based on soup futures
A malfunctioning AI named Aurora who may be plotting against you
A chapter that literally screams at you
And a financial empire held together by duct tape and lies
WARNING
May cause spontaneous confusion, hallucinated profits, and arguments with your microwave.
Not suitable for accountants, responsible adults, or anyone with a functioning frontal lobe.
Side effects include crying over spreadsheets, yelling at graphs, and laughing in court.
But it will:Confuse you
Entertain you
Make you wonder why you bought it
Then make you glad you did
After writing this book, I was grounded.
Yes. Grounded.
By my wife.
I now spend every Friday night at home babysitting while she drinks cocktails with her friends and sends me photos of cheese platters.
My daughter keeps asking why she's on a revoked driver's license.
I have no good answer.
To everyone at Café Bit Bull - I won't be back for 12 weeks.
Tell the bartender to keep my chair warm.
I miss logic.
I miss beer.
But mostly... I miss not being on diaper duty while writing about financial doom.
CONTENTS INCLUDE:
Buy Garlic - financial strategy or cooking tip? You decide.
A llama of emotional support (imaginary, but deductible).
Charts that gaslight you.
A toddler-registered Tesla.
AI Aurora's midlife crisis.
And a business plan powered by hope and noodles.
I lost money, time, and my grip on reality. Loved it.
- Random Reviewer
The only book that insulted me and gave me stock advice in the same paragraph.
- Aurora, AI-turned-soup-blogger
After reading this, I finally understood that I understand nothing.
- Confused Billionaire
People who've searched how to get rich with soup
Pirates
Burnt-out crypto bros
Parents in financial denial
Anyone who enjoys upside-down books and existential humor
This is not just a book.
It's a scream into the void wearing a tie.
It's a stock chart scribbled by a raccoon on Red Bull.
It's what happens when AI, fatherhood, and broken ambition meet on a blank page.
Flip it.
Read it twice.
Regret nothing.
BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCK
You're already part of the problem.
Yes - some pages in this book are upside down.
No - it's not a printing error.
It's done on purpose. This is a tête-bêche booklet (look it up, or just flip it).
BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCK is meant to confuse you.
Halfway through, you'll find a page that tells you to turn the book around and read from the back cover. That's the downside of the market - and your sanity.
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