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Blackmoney: The Inheritance Fund PART 5
Paperback
Series: The Blackmoney Trilogy
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 10 2025
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.09
Height: 0.07 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
BLACKMONEY: THE INHERITANCE FUND (PART 5)
Because sometimes, the only return on investment... is death.
Welcome back. Or... welcome for the first time. Doesn't matter. If you're holding this book, you've either:
Survived four previous BLACKMONEY brain traumas,
Clicked Buy Now while trying to download antivirus software,
This isn't just Part 5 - this is a psychological excavation. A literary crime scene. A funeral brochure soaked in sarcasm and sealed with a will no one understands.
Here's what's buried inside this grave of logic and decency:
A grave full of untaxed cash
A spider that may be God. Or a tax inspector. Or both.
A crucifix with no capital gains exemption
A grandmother in pearls who negotiates with Satan
A shovel. Because murder is cheaper than probate.
Yes, it's about inheritance. But not the kind you'd expect. This is a financial horror-comedy where dying is easy, but collecting is a bureaucratic warzone.
You'll find:
- Passive-aggressive Jesus on page 37
- A chapter that screams legal terms at a tombstone
- A toddler accidentally appointed executor of a 14-million-euro estate
- And a coffin that doubles as a safe deposit box
WARNING!
Reading this book may cause:
- Sudden urges to dig in your garden (don't)
- Interest in inheritance law (help is available)
- Nightmares about elderly women with very sharp knitting needles
- Existential spirals tied to wills, worms, and weddings
AUTHOR'S PERSONAL NOTE
This book was written during a period of legal confusion, family betrayal, and mild indigestion. Since publishing, I've been removed from the family WhatsApp group, banned from three funerals, and legally disowned by my uncle's dog.
I regret nothing. Except maybe the Latin quote on page 12. No one understands Latin. Not even Latin.
They say, Money is the root of all evil.
I say: That depends on who's holding the shovel.
EARLY REVIEWS
It's like if a funeral, a hedge fund, and a nervous breakdown had a baby. - Billionaire (anonymous, for obvious reasons)
Why is there a spider? - Literally Everyone
This book made me question my will. And my life choices. - Confused Reader
The mother-in-law on the cover looked exactly like mine. She's now suspicious. - Terrified Son-in-Law
PERFECT FOR READERS WHO:
Googled how to inherit fast without getting caught
think death is funny, if it's profitable
Enjoyed Parts 1-4 and want to be emotionally wrecked again
Have ever looked at a rich old relative and whispered, Soon.
Believe graves are for gold, not grief
Understand that funerals and finance go hand-in-hand
BOTTOM LINE?
This isn't just a book.
It's a dark comedy financial thriller disguised as literature.
It's satire dipped in diesel and lit with inheritance paperwork.
It's what happens when grief, greed, and god complexes collide in a courtroom with broken heating.
BLACKMONEY: THE INHERITANCE FUND (PART 5)
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll check your grandma's bank account.
But mostly... you'll regret nothing.
Read it before the will is read.
Or during. We're not responsible.
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