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Why I Love Your Cock: A Saucy Surprise for Boyfriends, Birthdays, Hen Nights & Secret Santas
Paperback
Series: The Cheeky Love Letters Collection
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 28 2025
Pages: 28
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Is it hot in here, or is it just your cock?
Loud, proud, and strutting about like he owns the yard - this isn't just any bird. This cock crows at sunrise, defends the compost bin with honour, and still finds time to poop in Grandma's flowerbed. What a guy.
Why I Love Your Cock is a ridiculously funny picture book for grown-ups with a weakness for wordplay and a love of roosters. Or something like that.
Perfect for:
- Birthdays, hen nights, and highly inappropriate Secret Santa exchanges
- Chicken owners, bird nerds, and anyone who giggles at the word cock
- People who think humour should be a little unhinged and totally unapologetic
A heartfelt tribute to the world's most misunderstood bird.
Because deep down... we all love a good cock.
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