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I Admire Your Melons: A Hilarious Rhyming Gift for the Woman I Adore (and Her Fruit)
Paperback
Series: The Cheeky Love Letters Collection
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 28 2025
Pages: 28
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Round. Ripe. Impossible to ignore.
Yes, your melons are truly magnificent.
I Admire Your Melons is a hilariously suggestive rhyming picture book for grown-ups with a passion for produce... or just a love of juicy double meanings. Whether you're into fruit, flirty fun, or fabulous front-facing assets, this book delivers belly laughs in every spread.
Perfect for:
- The woman in your life, Hen parties, birthdays, cheeky gifts and Secret Santas
- Fruit fanatics and filthmongers alike
- Anyone who giggles when someone says nice pair
With bold illustrations and wordplay that's fruitier than a smoothie bar, this book is guaranteed to cause snorts, blushes, and maybe a few awkward family moments.
Warning: May contain large melons and uncontrollable laughter.
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