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The Wee Book o' Scottish Insults: Belters, bams an' bawbags, wi' the meanins spelt oot
Paperback
Series: Whit Did Ye Say?
Foreign Language GeneralGeneral ReferenceTravel General
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 30 2026
Pages: 150
Weight: 0.46
Height: 0.35 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Welcome tae the finest collection of Scottish insults ever assembled north o' the border. This is nae dry wee dictionary. It's 123 belters, sorted fae granny-safe tae Pure Gallus, every wan wi the pronunciation, whit the words literally mean, whit they actually mean, and exactly when tae deploy it for maximum devastation.
Fae the classic Away an bile yer heid tae the legendary Yer da sells Avon, this book is a hug wi teeth from start tae finish.
Whit's inside:
- 123 authentic Scottish insults, each wi a full breakdoon and a real-life scenario for when tae use it
- A severity scale fae Mild (say it tae yer granny) tae Pure Gallus (the heavy artillery)
- How Tae Deliver a Scottish Insult: the five golden rules o' deadpan Scottish delivery
- Build Yer Ain: the construction kit so ye can freestyle yer ain patter
- A quiz tae find oot if ye're a numpty or a pure gallus patter merchant
- Original illustrated Highland coo artwork throughout
Whether ye're a homesick Scot abroad, a tourist who fell in love wi the Highlands, somebody hunting the perfect Scottish gift, or ye just appreciate the funniest, most creative, most affectionate abuse on Earth, this is the book for ye.
Fair warning: by the last chapter, yer granny should be oot the room.
If ye like the patter, there's mair o' it. I'm SlammDunk Productions on YouTube, whaur 75,000 folk turn up for Scottish comedy, an every insult in this book is spoken oot loud by a real Scottish voice in the free Whit Did Ye Say? app.
Written by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Aw the best, troops.
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