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Step Away From the Keyboard, Kevin
Hardcover
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Publisher Price: $24.99
ISBN13: 9781972671115
Publisher: Coyote Pack Publishing
Published: Apr 24 2026
Pages: 138
Weight: 0.68
Height: 0.44 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Kevin is not a person. Kevin is a pattern.
A Kevin is the writer who has been working on a novel for ten years and cannot produce a finished book. The dream makes the decisions. The dream spends the money, burns the hours, and demands that everyone around them pretend it is progress.
Step Away From the Keyboard, Kevin is not a craft guide, not therapy, and not encouragement. It is a polemical intervention. It names the pattern, maps the delusion, and introduces you to the Lion: the indifferent market that does not care how badly you want this.
There are only two sanctioned endings:
The Artifact That Holds. You finish the book, it works, and strangers are held by it.
The Burial. You decide the dream is over and walk away.
This book offers no systems, no prompts, and no five things successful writers do differently. It issues verdicts. It is for the dreamer who has mistaken identity for outcome, the editors and partners exhausted by someone else's almost-book, and anyone who suspects their hope is stapled to the wrong dream.
If you pick it up, you are already being diagnosed. Finish the book or bury it. The Lion is waiting.
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