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Scott Hates the Universe
Paperback
Series: Scott Hates the Universe
ISBN13: 9781972269305
Publisher: Oak and Lantern Press
Published: Aug 1 2026
Pages: 400
Weight: 1.06
Height: 0.99 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Scott Hates the Universe is a wildly original meta-comedy that asks one simple question: What if your author wouldn't stop messing with your life?
Scott Williams had his future planned. Harvard Law. A prestigious judicial career. Every step mapped out with precision. Then he wakes up in rural Alabama, sleeping on a waterbed, arguing with the voice of his own author, and discovers that the universe has very different plans.
One day he's riding a Big Wheel into battle with a dragon. The next he's racing at Talladega, rescuing a nurse who insists on baking muffins in dragon caves, surviving plot holes, visiting a zoo full of unfinished characters, and wondering why his closest friend has become a tiny snake named Gerald.
As Scott battles increasingly absurd situations, he begins to realize the chaos isn't random. Every impossible adventure is forcing him to confront the life he thought he wanted-and the life he may actually need.
Blending laugh-out-loud humor with surprising emotional depth, Scott Hates the Universe is a heartfelt story about identity, friendship, love, and learning that the greatest adventure isn't becoming who the world expects you to be-it's discovering who you were meant to be all along.
Perfect for readers who enjoy fourth-wall-breaking fiction, imaginative fantasy, heartfelt romance, and stories that refuse to take themselves too seriously while still having something meaningful to say.
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