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Swipe Wrong: Stories of Dates Gone Hilariously, Spectacularly Wrong
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ISBN13: 9798184914480
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 29 2026
Pages: 156
Weight: 0.41
Height: 0.33 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 29 2026
Pages: 156
Weight: 0.41
Height: 0.33 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
You've had a bad date. Maybe several. This book has 116 of them, and not one is yours - which means you finally get to laugh at the wrong restaurant, the wrong reservation, and the wasp in the cheese plate completely guilt-free. Swipe Wrong collects invented, escalating tales of dates gone wrong, organized into six categories that start small and end in total chaos: The Innocent Disasters - wrong locations, wrong times, and wildly different ideas about what casual coffee means
The Digital Minefield - dating apps, catfishing, and the gap between a profile and an actual person
Meeting the Family - blunt grandmothers, oversharing siblings, and at least one dog with strong opinions
Money, Manners, and Mayhem - split bills, guilt trips, and a man with an actual calculator
When Nature and Logistics Attack - storms, wasps, raccoons, and one extremely judgmental seagull
Total Absurdity - accidental wedding crashes, a tarot reading gone sideways, and a flash mob nobody asked for Every story is completely fictional, which means you can laugh without wondering whose actual night you are laughing at. There is no advice in this book. No life lessons. Just over a hundred ways an evening can go sideways, told the way you would tell your own story at 1 a.m. to someone who already loves you and is going to laugh either way. For anyone who has ever sat across a table from someone and thought: well, this is certainly something.
Meeting the Family - blunt grandmothers, oversharing siblings, and at least one dog with strong opinions
Money, Manners, and Mayhem - split bills, guilt trips, and a man with an actual calculator
When Nature and Logistics Attack - storms, wasps, raccoons, and one extremely judgmental seagull
Total Absurdity - accidental wedding crashes, a tarot reading gone sideways, and a flash mob nobody asked for Every story is completely fictional, which means you can laugh without wondering whose actual night you are laughing at. There is no advice in this book. No life lessons. Just over a hundred ways an evening can go sideways, told the way you would tell your own story at 1 a.m. to someone who already loves you and is going to laugh either way. For anyone who has ever sat across a table from someone and thought: well, this is certainly something.
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