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Talk Trash: Savage Roasts and Friendly Fire for Every Sport, Game, and Activity You'll Ever Play

Talk Trash: Savage Roasts and Friendly Fire for Every Sport, Game, and Activity You'll Ever Play

Paperback

HumorSports General

ISBN13: 9798184963549
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 30 2026
Pages: 196
Weight: 0.51
Height: 0.42 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Your friends are terrible at Jenga and somebody needs to say it.

Talk Trash is a 2,600-line collection of original roasts, burns, and friendly fire built for game night, the golf course, the bowling alley, and everywhere else competition turns personal. Twenty-six categories. Five escalating tiers. Zero mercy.

Inside you'll find lines for:

Sports: basketball, football, soccer, golf, bowling, pool, ping pong, tennis, baseball, hockey, mini golf, axe throwing, skiing, and track and field

Games: chess, poker, Monopoly, video games, Uno, Jenga, charades, Scrabble, and trivia night

Backyard chaos: cornhole and beer pong

Each category climbs through five tiers, from Mild (safe for the in-laws) to Savage (for the friend who can genuinely take it). Every line is built to roast the play, not the person, because that's the entire difference between trash talk that's funny and trash talk that ends a friendship.

This is not a strategy guide. Nobody's game is going to improve from reading it. What will improve is your ability to make somebody laugh so hard they miss their next shot entirely.

For the friend group that already knows trash talk is half the reason you keep showing up.

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