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Surviving a Whole House Cleaning Day
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Series: Kid's Survival Guides, Book 30
General Juvenile NonfictionSports & Recreation
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ISBN13: 9798190542127
Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 100
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.26 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 100
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.26 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Have you ever noticed that your parents say, We're just going to do a little cleaning, and then somehow the whole house turns into a giant adventure?
One minute you're relaxing. The next minute you're sorting toys, chasing dust bunnies, escaping the Vacuum Monster, surviving the Bathroom Science Lab, and trying to protect your favorite stuffed animal from the mysterious Donation Box of Doom!
One minute you're relaxing. The next minute you're sorting toys, chasing dust bunnies, escaping the Vacuum Monster, surviving the Bathroom Science Lab, and trying to protect your favorite stuffed animal from the mysterious Donation Box of Doom!
Luckily, I have already survived Whole House Cleaning Day, and now I'm here to help you survive it too.
Inside this hilarious survival guide, you'll discover:
- How to spot the warning signs before the cleaning begins
- Why easy chores are never actually easy
- The truth about vacuum monsters, sticky kitchens, and bathroom mysteries
- How to survive the Donation Box of Doom
- Why We're almost finished is one of the biggest mysteries adults have ever created
- Why a perfectly clean house usually stays perfect for about seven minutes
Filled with funny stories, kid-tested survival tips, and laugh-out-loud observations every family will recognize, this book proves that cleaning the house may be impossible to avoid-but surviving it is definitely possible.
Grab your invisible survival helmet, keep your favorite stuffed animal close, and get ready for the funniest cleaning adventure you've ever lived through!
Part of the Kids Survival Series.
Inside this hilarious survival guide, you'll discover:
- How to spot the warning signs before the cleaning begins
- Why easy chores are never actually easy
- The truth about vacuum monsters, sticky kitchens, and bathroom mysteries
- How to survive the Donation Box of Doom
- Why We're almost finished is one of the biggest mysteries adults have ever created
- Why a perfectly clean house usually stays perfect for about seven minutes
Filled with funny stories, kid-tested survival tips, and laugh-out-loud observations every family will recognize, this book proves that cleaning the house may be impossible to avoid-but surviving it is definitely possible.
Grab your invisible survival helmet, keep your favorite stuffed animal close, and get ready for the funniest cleaning adventure you've ever lived through!
Part of the Kids Survival Series.
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