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Surviving a Theme Park: From a Kid's Point of View
Paperback
Series: Kid's Survival Guides, Book 4
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 27 2026
Pages: 98
Weight: 0.31
Height: 0.20 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
That is what adults keep saying.
What adults forget to mention are the giant parking lots, endless lines, expensive snacks, map arguments, sore feet, surprise water rides, lost children who were right there, and fireworks watched through complete exhaustion.
Kids will laugh at the wild family disasters.
Parents will laugh because they know every word is true.
From the first parking lot battle to the final search for the car, this fast, funny chapter book is packed with humor, heart, and vacation pain the whole family will recognize.
Perfect for kids ages 7-12, parents, grandparents, and anyone who has ever said, Just one more ride.
Part of the Kids Survival Series.
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