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Surviving a Grocery Store Trip
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Series: Kid's Survival Guides, Book 27
General Juvenile NonfictionSports & Recreation
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ISBN13: 9798188170196
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 20 2026
Pages: 122
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 20 2026
Pages: 122
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Grocery stores look calm from the outside. That is how they trick you.
Inside those automatic sliding doors are shopping cart crashes, free sample stampedes, frozen food blizzards, checkout line disasters, and parents making extremely questionable snack decisions. One minute your family only needs milk. The next minute Dad is racing the cart through aisle seven while Mom searches for the good strawberries like a treasure hunter.
Inside those automatic sliding doors are shopping cart crashes, free sample stampedes, frozen food blizzards, checkout line disasters, and parents making extremely questionable snack decisions. One minute your family only needs milk. The next minute Dad is racing the cart through aisle seven while Mom searches for the good strawberries like a treasure hunter.
In this hilarious survival guide, readers will learn:
Perfect for readers who love funny chapter books, family humor, and laughing at the weird things adults do under fluorescent lights.
Part of the Kids Survival Series.
- Why grocery carts are basically dangerous metal race cars
- How free samples turn adults into competitive wildlife
- The warning signs of surprise family vacations hidden in the cart
- Why frozen pizza boxes lie to everyone
- How one forgotten soda can destroy family peace
Perfect for readers who love funny chapter books, family humor, and laughing at the weird things adults do under fluorescent lights.
Part of the Kids Survival Series.
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