The Smartass Chronicles - A Throne Room Riot Absurd Knowledge and Facts for Your Throne / Loo Time: A Craptastic Collection of Bathroom Humor, Poop Jo
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 6 2025
Pages: 136
Weight: 0.42
Height: 0.29 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
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Perfect for Any Occasion: The go-to Christmas gift, birthday gag, or Secret Santa score that sparks instant laughs.
Shareable Shenanigans: Short tales perfect for throne-time giggles or passing around at parties.
Weirdly Epic Trivia: From ancient loos to TikTok toilets, a flush of bizarre bathroom facts.
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