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Retired, Not Expired: A Funny Retirement Gift Book for the Newly Retired 100 Lighthearted Ideas to Help You Relax, Recharge, and Enjoy Life After Work
Paperback
Series: 100 Things...
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 22 2025
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.17
Height: 0.15 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Retired, Not Expired
The perfect funny gift for anyone who's traded their briefcase for biscuits.
Retirement isn't the end - it's just the beginning of the best chapter yet. Whether you're newly retired, almost there, or shopping for someone who's about to hang up their work shoes, this joyful little book is packed with 100 light-hearted, practical, and laugh-out-loud ideas to help you embrace life after work.
Inside you'll find:
✅ Cheeky mindset shifts to make mornings feel like weekends
✅ Gentle prompts to help you slow down (without guilt)
✅ Creative, no-pressure hobbies to try just for the fun of it
✅ Thoughtful reflections on how to enjoy the little things
✅ And zero advice about how to stay productive - you're done with that now
Perfect for birthdays, retirement parties, or just-because gifts, Retired, Not Expired celebrates the humour, freedom, and possibility that come with saying I'm out to the 9-to-5.
Because life's too short not to nap at 2pm.
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