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No Offense, But... You're Not as Smart as You Think You Are
Paperback
Series: No Offense, But...
HumorGeneral ParentingGeneral Psychology
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 22 2025
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.33
Height: 0.29 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
No offense, but... if you start 90% of your sentences with Actually..., this book is for you.
You pride yourself on knowing a little bit about everything-and you make sure everyone around you knows it too.
You correct minor mistakes-even when it doesn't matter.
You love playing devil's advocate (even when no one asked).
You don't just want to win arguments-you need to.
If this sounds familiar... congratulations! You might be the Actually... Guy.
This book is for the person who:
Thinks every conversation is a debate to be won.
Loves proving people wrong, even when it kills the mood.
Doesn't understand why friends get annoyed when they're just trying to help.
Has been accused of being condescending but doesn't mean to be.
Packed with humor, self-awareness, and just the right amount of tough love, this book is the perfect gift for:
That one friend who always has to educate everyone.
The coworker who insists on explaining things they know nothing about.
Yourself (if you're brave enough to admit it).
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