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24 Hours as a Pet
Paperback
Series: One Dog, Two People, Infinite Chaos, Book 2
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 8 2025
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.21 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
One Dog. Two People. Zero Hands.
What if you woke up... and weren't human anymore?
When a mysterious twist of fate swaps bodies and species, one couple (me and Mia) find ourselves trapped in fur, claws, and a very undignified new reality.
I'm now a golden retriever. Mia? A suspiciously judgmental cat.
Worse: she's loving it.
For the next 24 hours, we must survive squirrel politics, treat-based power struggles, and a rapidly rising canine cult led by our four-legged overlord turned two-legged menace.
Told hour by hour, this absurd, witty, and bizarrely heartfelt story is about more than tails and collars - it's about instincts, identity, and learning what really makes us human (hint: it's not the ability to use a microwave).
Get ready to laugh, cringe, chase things that don't move, and question everything - including who's actually in charge of your house.
Fans of satire, talking animals, and existential chaos - this one's for you.
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