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Not My Credit Card: A Hilarious Women's Fiction Novel of Marriage, Betrayal, and the Ultimate Petty Revenge
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 9 2026
Pages: 66
Weight: 0.16
Height: 0.16 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Revenge is a dish best served with a zero balance.
Abby Gorman's husband, Daryl, thinks he's a master of espionage. He genuinely believes he can fund a mid-life crisis and a much younger mistress on a joint platinum card without his wife ever noticing the itemized ocean-view suites and oyster towers.
He is breathtakingly wrong.
After twenty-two years of marriage, Abby has mastered the art of managing Daryl's sloppy life. So, when the evidence of his infidelity lands on her kitchen island, she completely skips the crying phase and moves straight to the spreadsheet phase. She isn't going to fight. She is going to get organized.
With the help of her delightfully ruthless mother and a chaotic-good forensic accountant, Abby embarks on a month-long, surgical campaign of micro-inconveniences and financial reallocation. Her goal isn't just to take half. Her goal is to utterly dismantle Daryl's credit, ego, and social standing in front of the exact people he's spent his life trying to impress-all while keeping her own hands legally, beautifully clean.
Not My Credit Card is a hilarious, wildly satisfying women's fiction novel for anyone who knows that true justice doesn't involve screaming, it involves a binder, a frozen credit card, and the perfect exit strategy.
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