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Bleach Is A Scorned Woman's Best Friend: A Hilarious Women's Fiction Comedy of Marriage Betrayal, Epic Revenge, and Starting Over
Paperback
Series: Caught in the ACT
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 16 2026
Pages: 86
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.21 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Hell hath no fury like a woman in the laundry room.
For eleven years, Soleil Patmore has been the invisible, hyper-competent force behind her husband's corporate success. But when she empties his pockets on dry-cleaning day and finds a hotel room receipt with two spoons and a celebratory dessert, her flawless domestic routine comes to a halt.
Dennis Patmore believes that clothes make the man. He relies on his eleven custom Italian suits, nineteen Egyptian cotton shirts, and an inflated ego to get ahead. He also relies on his mistress, Mavis, who thinks his tailored charcoal suit does sixty percent of his personality.
Soleil isn't going to key his car or throw a tantrum. Instead, this former textiles chemist is going to use her knowledge of fiber composition to orchestrate the ultimate laundry accident. Armed with a four-dollar red acrylic sweater, near-boiling water, and a jug of industrial bleach, Soleil methodically transforms his ten-thousand-dollar wardrobe into a collection of pink, shrunken, tie-dyed doll clothes.
Timed perfectly for the biggest boardroom pitch of his life, Dennis is about to learn exactly who has been making him look like a serious man.
Bleach is a Scorned Woman's Best Friend is a razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud women's fiction comedy about taking back your power, starting over, and destroying your cheating husband's life, one disulfide bond at a time.
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