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Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 23 2026
Pages: 204
Weight: 0.53
Height: 0.43 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
In 1987, life was simple: big hair, cassette tapes, and the only feed you worried about was the one for your pet goldfish. But for Daphne, Dwayne and Jeremy, a literal glitch in time has just dumped them into the chaotic, hyper-connected, AI-obsessed madness of 2026.
They expected flying cars. Instead, they got smart toasters that judge your bread choices, humans who have forgotten how to look up from their palms, and a world that feels more brain-dead than any horror movie.
Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing is a razor-sharp, hilarious dive into the absurdity of the modern age. It's a story for anyone who:
Misses the days when logging on wasn't a lifestyle.
Wonders if we've all become the walking dead of the digital era.
Wants a laugh-out-loud reminder of what it actually means to be human.
Equal parts Back to the Future and Idiocracy, this is the social satire we need right now, a neon-soaked wake-up call for a world that's forgotten how to unplug.
Are you ready to see the future through eighties eyes? Pick up your copy today and join the revolution against the Smart Apocalypse.
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