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How Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults
Hardcover
ISBN13: 9781952328770
Publisher: Starry Dreamer Publishing, LLC
Published: Nov 1 2022
Pages: 50
Weight: 0.71
Height: 0.25 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Do you ever feel like you're the only sane person left in the world? Have you ever asked yourself the question: What on Earth was that person thinking?! If so, then this hilarious illustrated guide is for you!
How Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults is packed with uproarious parodies of the strange, erratic, and thoughtless people we encounter in our everyday lives. This book is guaranteed to bring a smile and a laugh to anyone who has ever pondered the sanity of their fellow man. You'll see that people aren't crazy or rude, they're just trying to be helpful!
You too can learn how to fit in with the rest of the ignorant masses with unhelpful, illustrated instructions such as:
- Never cover your mouth when you sneeze to help others boost their immune systems!
- Mow your lawn at 7 a.m. on Saturday mornings so your neighbors can kick off their weekend with the lovely smell of freshly cut grass!
- Avoid flushing the toilet after using it to help others save on their water bill!
- Always drive with your high beams on at night to better illuminate the road for everyone!
- And many, many more...
Fun and funny, this book is the perfect gift for those who need a little more self-awareness in their lives or for those who just need a good chuckle about all the crazy in the world today!
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