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Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place: And other ridiculously deep thoughts
Paperback
Series: The Joke Gift Collection, Book 2
ISBN13: 9781961492028
Publisher: Starry Dreamer Publishing, LLC
Published: Sep 1 2023
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Laugh until you cry as you enjoy this hysterically bizarre compilation of profound thoughts and absurd quotes such as:
I don't think kidnappers should offer candy and toys to kids. They should offer something educational, like a calculator or a good book. Kids don't read enough nowadays.
I bet a popular joke in medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a kick me sign on his armor with a magnet.
You'll never find a meteorite made out of cheese, and you know why? Cheese burns up too easily as it falls through our atmosphere.
You'll want to share this treasure trove of ridiculous insights with friends, family, and anyone who has a twisted sense of humor. With its unexpected twists and clever humor, this book guarantees a belly-aching, tear-inducing experience that you won't want to put down.
Don't miss out on this sidesplitting journey into the bizarre and ludicrous corners of the human mind! This hysterical book makes a fantastic and hilarious joke gift for men and women who have an offbeat sense of humor. ENJOY A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE INTO HILARITY AND BUY NOW!
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