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Funny Toilet Advent Calendar: 24 Days of Weird Facts, Bizarre Trivia, and Bathroom-Reader Humor for Quick December Laughs
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Series: Sweethearts & Showdowns
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ISBN13: 9798893586817
Publisher: Clara Sonnenberg
Published: Sep 15 2026
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.36
Height: 0.24 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Clara Sonnenberg
Published: Sep 15 2026
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.36
Height: 0.24 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
A full-color, festively illustrated countdown that gives you a reason to sit down for five minutes a day. 24 days of weird facts, bizarre trivia, and quick laughs. The advent calendar for anyone who reads on the toilet.
December moves fast, and most of it happens standing up. This book gives you a reason to sit down for five minutes a day, for 24 days straight. Each entry pairs a genuinely strange, fact-checked piece of trivia with a joke, a quiz, or a one-liner built for the bathroom, the break room, or the dinner table. By December 24th, you'll have a stocked arsenal of facts nobody else knows. Every page is festively illustrated in full color, in a warm, cozy Christmas style. It looks as good on the shelf as it reads on the throne. What's inside:
December moves fast, and most of it happens standing up. This book gives you a reason to sit down for five minutes a day, for 24 days straight. Each entry pairs a genuinely strange, fact-checked piece of trivia with a joke, a quiz, or a one-liner built for the bathroom, the break room, or the dinner table. By December 24th, you'll have a stocked arsenal of facts nobody else knows. Every page is festively illustrated in full color, in a warm, cozy Christmas style. It looks as good on the shelf as it reads on the throne. What's inside:
- One daily entry, no filler: a Big Fact, a Bonus Trivia Pile, and a Quick Laugh for every one of the 24 days
- Built-in milestones: a Halfway Celebration on Day 12 and a Grand Finale on Day 24 keep the countdown feeling like an event
- Short by design: every entry reads in about five minutes, so there's nothing to catch up on if you miss a day
- A ready-made gift: a dedication page for This book belongs to and A gift from, so it goes straight from cart to stocking
Whether it lands under the tree, next to the toilet paper, or in a white-elephant pile, this is the kind of gift people open, read, and bring up again days later. It works for the person who already has everything, the office Secret Santa who needs a safe laugh, or anyone who wants five honest minutes to themselves during the busiest month of the year. Bonus sections included in the book:
Add it to your cart and start the countdown on December 1st, or hand someone 24 days of laughs they won't see coming.
- Bonus #1: The Bonus Round - 10 Extra Facts
- Bonus #2: Conversation Starters from the Throne
- Bonus #3: The I Know Things Now Trivia Challenge
- Bonus #4: The Quote Wall - 24 One-Liners
- Bonus #5: Certificate of Completion
- Bonus #6: A Final Word
- Bonus #7: Write Your Own Jokes Page
Add it to your cart and start the countdown on December 1st, or hand someone 24 days of laughs they won't see coming.
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