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Decoded: Humans: 100 Bizarre Human Habits Explained by Dogs and Cats
Paperback
Series: Decoded
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 1 2026
Pages: 116
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.24 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
EVER WONDER WHAT YOUR PET IS ACTUALLY THINKING WHEN YOU TALK IN THAT SQUEAKY VOICE?
To the average human, everyday life makes perfect sense. You wake up to a digital box screaming at you, submerge yourself in hot water, talk to glowing glass slabs, and spend hours matching colorful foot-bags.
To your dog and cat, however, you are a complete and total lunatic.
In DECODED: HUMANS, the pets finally take the microphone to dissect 100 of the hairless ape's most baffling domestic rituals. From the tragic injustice of the park bench sandwich betrayal to the high-stakes drama of the vacuum cleaner cord, this hilarious guide translates everyday human habits into pure, unfiltered pet logic.
INSIDE THIS FIELD GUIDE TO BIPED NONSENSE:
- The Daily Rituals: Why bed-making is an act of utter futility and why the doorbell triggers an immediate territorial war.
- Kitchen & Resource Strategies: How to manipulate the high-frequency squeak voice to secure emergency cheese slices.
- Outdoor Dynamics: Decoding the mystery of automatic sliding glass doors and the tragedy of yellow raincoats.
- Domestic Bizarreness: Why humans hoard empty cardboard boxes, stare at laptops during Zoom calls, and scream at tiny spiders.
Told in fast-paced, high-energy alternating commentary from both canine and feline perspectives, DECODED: HUMANS is the ultimate laugh-out-loud gift for dog parents, cat lovers, and anyone who has ever caught their pet giving them a look of profound concern.
Warning: Side effects of reading this book include extreme paranoia that your pet is secretly judging your screen time, your singing voice, and your choice of socks.
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