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Decoded: Dogs: 100 Everyday Dog Behaviors (And What They're Really Thinking)

Decoded: Dogs: 100 Everyday Dog Behaviors (And What They're Really Thinking)

Russell, Craig

Paperback

Series: Decoded

HumorPets: Dogs

ISBN13: 9798192550168
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 13 2026
Pages: 116
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.24 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
EVER WONDERED WHAT YOUR DOG IS ACTUALLY THINKING?

You open the door for a walk, and they freeze on the threshold like it's a portal to hell. You buy them a 30 orthopedic bed, and they prefer to sleep wedged against cold bathroom tiles. You throw a ball, and they run to it, stare at it, and expect YOU to fetch it.

It turns out your dog isn't broken-they're just following a completely different operational manual.

DECODED: DOGS translates 100 of the most baffling, hilarious, and bizarre everyday canine behaviors into plain English. Written directly from the dog's perspective, this ultimate field guide reveals the true logic behind your dog's daily antics.

Inside this essential canine guide, you'll discover:

  • THE DOORSTEP HESITATION: Why sky water ruins everything.
  • THE POST-BATH ZOOMIES: The high-speed quest to erase lavender breeze.
  • THE HEAD TILT: Why 45 degrees is the exact angle required for snacks.
  • THE BEDTIME TAKEOVER: How a 15kg dog legally claims 90% of a king-size mattress.
  • THE SNEAKER ORACLE: How your dog knows the difference between gym shoes and park boots.
Divided into 5 hilarious, observational chapters-covering everything from Kitchen Operations and Garden Patrol to Sleeping Patterns and Human Flaws-this book gives a voice to the inner thoughts of our favorite furry weirdos.

If you've ever loved a dog, lived with a dog, or been completely outsmarted by a dog... this book is for you.

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