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The Universal Checklist of Human Nonsense: 100 Highly Relatable Situations We Are All Guilty Of
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 116
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.24 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
HOW MANY OF THESE ARE YOU GUILTY OF?
Let's face it: humans are not the highly evolved, rational creatures we pretend to be. We are easily startled toddlers with credit cards, high-speed internet, and zero discipline.
The Universal Checklist of Human Nonsense is a hilarious, unapologetic mirror held up to the quiet, everyday disasters we all secretly share. Inside are 100 painfully relatable situations, complete with aggressively sarcastic punchlines, challenging you to keep score and find out where you land on the Scale of Human Chaos.
Are you guilty of:
The Infinite Loop: Opening a social media app, getting bored, closing it, and immediately opening it again by pure muscle memory?
The Produce Lie: Watching bananas turn black because you are waiting for the perfect moment to bake bread that you know you're never going to make?
The Grocery Bag Challenge: Carrying fifteen heavy grocery bags in one agonizing trip because making two trips is a sign of weakness?
Grab a pen, start marking off the pages, and prepare to feel deeply called out.
Perfect for fans of dry British humor, observational comedy, and anyone who needs a good laugh at their own expense. This is the ultimate gift book, coffee table addition, or bathroom reader for the modern, tech-addicted human.
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