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December Can F*** All the Way Off: An Adult-Only Picture Book for Teachers
Paperback
Series: Teacher Parody, Book 9
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.23
Height: 0.09 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
December was supposed to be a month of cheerful classrooms and holiday magic.
Instead, Ms. Bell gets six after-school meetings, endless data sheets, concert rehearsals, a mandatory door-decorating contest, demanding parents, an overcrowded class party, and one final email telling her to tear everything down before winter break.
Through every interruption, she is still expected to maintain normal instruction and keep her students on track.
Sure. No problem.
DECEMBER CAN F*** ALL THE WAY OFF is a profane, laugh-out-loud picture book for educators who understand the wonderful, exhausting, completely unreasonable reality of teaching in December.
Written in playful rhyme and filled with painfully familiar school moments, this adults-only book celebrates the teachers who keep smiling-even when their patience, planning time, classroom budget, and holiday spirit have disappeared.
Perfect for:
Teachers with a wonderfully inappropriate sense of humor
Educators counting the days until winter break
Teacher appreciation and holiday gifts
Anyone who has survived December in an elementary school
This book contains profanity and is intended for adults only.
Book 9 in The Shit They Never Covered in Teacher Training series.
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