You'll Be Swell
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ISBN10: 1470116561
ISBN13: 9781470116569
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Mar 16 2012
Pages: 312
Weight: 0.80
Height: 0.65 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781470116569
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Mar 16 2012
Pages: 312
Weight: 0.80
Height: 0.65 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
YOU'LL BE SWELL is the hilarious first novel by comedian Jim David. Lucy Dixon is a beautiful, smart, chubby and accident prone actress who dreamed of life as an MGM musical, but lately her once successful career has hit the wall faster than a crash test dummy on crystal meth. Taking a much needed break she goes on a disastrous Caribbean cruise, setting off an unexpected chain of events that changes her life forever. Along the way she is stalked by a handsome Texan, charmed by a dashing Moroccan, harassed by a Jamaican, propositioned by a hit man and held at gunpoint while dressed as a pink gorilla - all in the name of making it. YOU'LL BE SWELL is an uproarious and heartwarming trip through the life of a phenomenal talent who withstands the horrific struggles of showbiz while trying to maintain sanity and self-esteem, easier said than done. Jim David is a blue state guy from a red state. Now that's funny. - JOY BEHAR Of all the things you will take to bed, Jim David will be the most fun and the battery won't run down at a crucial moment. - BRUCE VILANCH I love Jim David's comedy so it's no surprise that his book is laugh-out-loud funny. But it's also touching, wise and says a lot about the realities that collide with chasing your dreams. I want an encore. - DENNIS HENSLEY, author of Misadventures in the (213)
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