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Your Associate's Degree is Useless Against Us
Paperback
Publisher Price: $21.99
Publisher: Staten House
Published: Apr 1 2026
Pages: 216
Weight: 0.64
Height: 0.59 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
From the warped mind that brought you The Man in the Van and I Can't Wait to Never Do That Again comes another volume of comic absurdity.
Cerebral, fresh, and surreal, this freewheeling free-for-all sloshes through the finer points of pop culture, corporate jargon, stand-up comedy, sit-down restaurants, institutions, prostitution, S&M, MLM's, HOA's, PFA's, DNA, and T&A. At the same time, it doesn't hesitate to delve into more serious topics like death, STD's, cancer, terrorism, and Hamburger Helper.
Replete with numerous illustrations which will finally answer your nagging questions about where babies come from, who's been stealing your teaspoons, and how much Japanese pygmy squid actually know about public policy.
Readers will notice echoes of Mark Leyner, Steven Wright, Demetri Martin, Dan Mintz, and Dan Piraro.
It's the perfect book to flip through while you're perched in your neighbor's kumquat tree, waiting for him to surreptitiously try on the exotic lingerie you anonymously mailed him. And hoping his grandmother doesn't get to it first.
Curious yet as to what madness lies within? If so, there's only one way to find out.
Eww, yuck-I didn't mean that way.
Not to be used as a flotation device (without adapter kit #PTB281-F5).
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