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ISBN10: 1300685735
ISBN13: 9781300685739
Publisher: Lulu Pr
Published: Feb 18 2013
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.18 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781300685739
Publisher: Lulu Pr
Published: Feb 18 2013
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.18 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
I started to make this about my life. You know, how I grew up, what happened to me to shape and mold my current personality, where is the puppy Grandma gave me, why do I look so much like the mailman, what happened to my first two failed marriages, how did being in the war in Vietnam curve my brain and so on. But, I don't think there was anything in those years that was traumatic enough to make me the way I am today, at 63 years old. Instead, I want to share what I've learned in my life and pass it along to all the people who have solid, pre-arranged, work-until you die lives.
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