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Where's OUR Bathhouse?: A Bitter Woman Investigates the Greatest Male Luxury Ever Invented
Paperback
Publisher: Onni
Published: May 1 2026
Pages: 122
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.26 Width: 4.25 Depth: 6.87
Language: English
WHY DO MEN GET SECRET STEAM KINGDOMS... AND WOMEN GET BRUNCH?
That's the question Alicia Beverly asks after discovering gay men have bathhouses: mysterious, private spaces full of steam, silence, snacks, and the radical luxury of being left alone.
Meanwhile women are drowning in:
- group chats
- emotional labor
- fake self-care culture
- networking disguised as healing
- and overpriced wellness experiences that somehow create MORE stress.
So naturally, one angry, hilarious woman launches an investigation.
Where's OUR Bathhouse? is a savage, laugh-out-loud satire about modern burnout, female exhaustion, boundaries, and the deeply offensive realization that men may have accidentally figured out relaxation better.
Inside this ridiculous masterpiece:
✔ Why brunch is emotional warfare
✔ Why women's self-care is suspiciously exhausting
✔ The failed attempt to create a women's bathhouse
✔ Why silence has become the ultimate luxury
✔ A manifesto for protecting your peace like your life depends on it
Perfect for fans of savage humor, social commentary, women's satire, and books that make you laugh in public like a lunatic.
Because honestly?
You don't need another candle.
You need a damn towel.
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