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Lost, Late, and Low on Whiskey: A History of Terrible Travel Decisions
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Series: Frontier Disaster, Book 3
Humor19th Century United States History
Publisher: Onni's Empire Publishing
Published: Jun 1 2026
Pages: 214
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.45 Width: 4.25 Depth: 6.87
Language: English
Getting lost was easy. Getting found was the hard part.
From bad maps and broken wagons to river crossings, mountain disasters, wrong turns, and shortcuts that should've come with warning labels, this laugh-out-loud true-history adventure follows the pioneers who somehow survived the journey west.
Packed with real history, outrageous mishaps, and enough bad navigation to fill a wagon train, this is the story of the stubborn souls who got lost, got delayed, ran low on whiskey, and somehow lived to tell the tale.
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