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The Wedding Chronicles
Paperback
Series: Chronicles
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 5 2025
Pages: 246
Weight: 0.74
Height: 0.52 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
One perfect wedding. One unholy disaster. One goat too many.
Emma dreamed of a fairytale wedding.
Kyle just wanted to make it through the day without crying or dying.
Neither of them got what they wanted.
From the moment the alarm fails to the final bleat of a goat in the bathtub, The Wedding Chronicles follows one day of beautiful, catastrophic matrimony as Emma and Kyle fight off hangovers, family feuds, cake wars, and divine punishment disguised as love.
The flowers are dead.
The priest's drunk.
The best man's confessed to sleeping with someone's mom.
And the goat? She's the only one holding it together.
By sundown, there's frosting in the vents, tequila in the punch, and the newlyweds are holding onto their vows with profanity and pure survival instinct.
If you've ever attended a wedding that went off the rails-or been the reason it did-this vulgar, fast-talking romantic comedy will make you feel a little better about your own life choices.
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