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WARNING! Do Not Read This Book With Your Partner: The First Person to Say "THAT'S YOU!" Loses - 500 Hilarious Relationship Alerts for Couples (The Gam
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 17 2026
Pages: 522
Weight: 1.52
Height: 1.05 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
RELATIONSHIP SAFETY NOTICE: Inside are 500 conversations so relatable, you'll wonder if your partner secretly wrote them.
This is not a joke book. This is a game.
Sit next to your partner. Read each Relationship Alert out loud. The first person to point and say THAT'S YOU! - loses that page. Check the box. Keep the tally. At the end, the Final Results page names a winner. (Spoiler: it's both of you. It was always both of you.)
Inside you'll survive 11 Warning Zones:
Money & Shopping (I'm only going in for one thing.) - Food & The Kitchen (the complete What do you want to eat? saga) - Technology & Phones (read at 2:47 AM) - Sports & Hobbies (one unexplained kayak) - Travel & Driving (did you lock the door?) - Home Improvement & DIY (bonus screws) - Bedtime, Mornings & The Thermostat (blanket redistribution programs) - Chores & Housework (the chair that is legally a closet) - Kids, Teens & In-Laws (candy boxes labeled socks) - Holidays & Special Occasions (don't get me anything - a trap) - Pets (The Eyes. Undefeated.)
Every alert comes with an official WINNER ruling, scientifically calibrated meters (Couch Risk, Wallet Damage, Eye Roll Rating, Silent Treatment Forecast), a Recovery Time estimate, and tally checkboxes - plus an Official Scorecard, 8 Rules of play, and a Certificate of Survival at the end.
THE PERFECT COUPLES GIFT for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, bridal showers, Valentine's Day, Christmas stockings (big stockings), or any couple who has ever argued about the thermostat. Which is every couple.
500 alerts. Hundreds of laughs. Zero marriage counseling. One very dangerous challenge.
Proceed at your own risk.
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