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USA: Where Dogs Have More Rights Than You Do
Hardcover
Series: USA the Land with at Least 50 Options, Book 2
Publisher Price: $29.99
Publisher: Fifty Options Press
Published: Aug 26 2025
Pages: 236
Weight: 0.93
Height: 0.56 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
This witty, satirical examination of dogs' rights in each American state spins the carefree lives of man's best friend into a surprising reflection on humanity itself... Okine makes a clear, convincing case that America truly is 'a dog's world.'
- BookLife by Publishers Weekly, ★★★★★
A funny and engaging look at American dog culture...
Okine has an admirable grasp on the subtle nuances that define each state's unique culture... Still, the engaging narrative more than accomplishes its goal of taking readers on a diverting and amusing canine-themed tour of America - one state at a time, one bark at a time.
- Kirkus Reviews
A delightful, informative travel guide for dog lovers... Okine's humorous cultural survey tracks dog culture across the United States... flush with keen observations shared in an upbeat tone.
- Foreword Clarion Reviews, ★★★★
An alphabetical journey like no other, Okine gives an entertaining and
frequently tongue-in-cheek overview of life as a canine in every state across America. The frequent wordplay and self-aware asides make it an effortless read, whether or not you intend to hit the road. With constant flashes of humor and endearing colloquial details that show the author's wit and research he committed to this project, Okine celebrates the love for dogs across our hilarious patchwork of a nation, cleverly combining a pet guide, travel guide, and eye-opening social commentary.
- Self-Publishing Review, ★★★★
A very funny, easy read which will appeal to all-even if you're not a dog lover... Forget cupholders-Alabama trucks are built for paws on the dash and tails wagging at full speed.
- Reedsy Discovery, ★★★★
Okine's patter is clever...For California, he answers 'Dog, no question. You're a sun-kissed influencer, pampered by fans and you never have to pay for parking.'
- BlueInk Review
Book 2 in the USA the Land with at Least 50 Options series. A hilarious and eye-opening tour of America's states-one barking mad, bone-laced, paw-approved policy at a time.
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