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The Ultimate Shart Survival Guide
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781957590516
Publisher: Canyon Press
Published: Oct 19 2025
Pages: 142
Weight: 0.44
Height: 0.30 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
There are many embarrassing social faux pas that you can commit on a daily basis, like tripping over nothing, waving at someone who wasn't waving at you, mistaking a handshake for a hug, congratulating someone on being pregnant when they aren't, or walking into the wrong bathroom.
There is one that stands out above all the rest, with the soul-crushing humiliation that is second to none. It is so gut-wrenching that it will produce nightmares for years to come, trauma that will have to be unpacked with an unsuspecting therapist down the road, and anxiety that is second to none, all thanks to one bodily function.
What is this life-altering and mind-blowing event, you ask? The SHART!
In THE ULTIMATE SHART SURVIVAL GUIDE, we'll prepare you for the worst. This is the personal guide for anyone who is digestively doomed. Learn what they are, how to prevent them, and survival kit for enduring public embarrassments. There are a lot of steps to properly navigate this potential social landmine, and you don't want to miss a single one. Avoid the nasty odors and the exclamations of disgust with a careful plan.
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