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The Wizard Tim
Hardcover
Publisher Price: $34.99
Publisher: First Printed Hardback Edition
Published: Oct 24 2025
Pages: 200
Weight: 0.88
Height: 0.63 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
In the sleepy halfling village of Halfass, Tim the wizard has perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don't last forever.
The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, pie-loving wizard named Tim, and his trusted halfling assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and are forced to step outside of their comfort zones, to endure the most arduous and physically exhausting quest they could ever imagine.
Packed with potty humor, outrageous innuendos, and foul-mouthed antics, The Wizard Tim skewers classic fantasy tropes while delivering a wild ride through enchanted forests, monster-infested wilds, and encounters that range from the absurd to the arousing. If you crave a satirical romp where the heroes are as flawed as they are funny, grab a slice of pie, light up your finest herb, and dive in.
DISCLAIMER: The Wizard Tim contains profanity, sexuality and overtly offensive topics. Reader discretion is advised.
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