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The Tetrapaq Knight
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ISBN13: 9798834928997
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 7 2022
Pages: 66
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.14 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 7 2022
Pages: 66
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.14 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Gary came out of the bathroom, touching his chin. That shaving cream really hydrated his face. Along with his nightstand, beside his wallet, was a note with instructions in a language only he could understand: 1. Burn down the building.
2. Donate everything to a vagrant.
3. Throw me out of a bus window.
2. Donate everything to a vagrant.
3. Throw me out of a bus window.
4. Rob a store.
5. Hit a stranger.
6. Rape the supermarket cashier.
7. Shit in a public place (probably that burger joint at Miraflores).
8. Walk on top of multiple cars in a traffic jam.
9. Kill Eduardo Wong.
10. Launch me from the Costa Verde. -You're right. Today is the day -he spoke to the paper, tossing his used towel over the floor. Note: Yes, dialogs are implemented with hyphens and not quotes. This is one of the few literary licenses that I took.
5. Hit a stranger.
6. Rape the supermarket cashier.
7. Shit in a public place (probably that burger joint at Miraflores).
8. Walk on top of multiple cars in a traffic jam.
9. Kill Eduardo Wong.
10. Launch me from the Costa Verde. -You're right. Today is the day -he spoke to the paper, tossing his used towel over the floor. Note: Yes, dialogs are implemented with hyphens and not quotes. This is one of the few literary licenses that I took.
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